cellphones

Did I mention that I'm going back to school for another degree? This one in cellphoneology. That's what it takes to figure out what kind of phone to buy, what carrier to use, and what plan to have. I took a walk to what Israelis call a Kanyon--a mall. A nice young lady tried in vain to help me, at a kiosk of a carrier located in front of a drug store. Hopeless. I need a manservant--19th century style. I think this one I'll give to my wife to handle when we arrive...